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Superego: Episode 1:11

Creative Robot Strikes again! This time, I’ve made a wallpaper of Jeff B Davis, because there aren’t enough of these out there. ~ Robot

Creative Robot Strikes again! This time, I’ve made a wallpaper of Jeff B Davis, because there aren’t enough of these out there.

~ Robot

A picture I did up quickly late last night as a “creative cover page” for an essay on Victor Hugo and Les Misérables. I love how we still have creative cover pages in university! Hope I get bonus points for it, as the essay isn’t nearly as good. ~ Robot

A picture I did up quickly late last night as a “creative cover page” for an essay on Victor Hugo and Les Misérables. I love how we still have creative cover pages in university! Hope I get bonus points for it, as the essay isn’t nearly as good.

~ Robot

Car Alarms?

Okay, I realize I’m not asleep either, sometimes one must stay up until five in the morning to finish a paper, but for goodness sake, car parked over in Beaséjour, go to bed. Please. Stop this incessant honking. Please.

~ Robot

Stupid Muses

Muse oh muse, why must you hit me when I’m obviously trying to write a long, dry paper due tomorrow? You know what? For once in my life, piss off. When I want inspiration, I’ll find you. Stay out of this.

~Robot

Queen Brings the World Together

  • Stranger: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caugh in the landslide No escape from reality
  • You: open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see
  • Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
  • You: easy come, easy go
  • Stranger: little high, little low. anyway the wind blows
  • You: doesn't really matter to me
  • Stranger: to me. Mama just killed a man. Put a gun against his head
  • You: pulled my trigger, now he's dead
  • Stranger: Mama, life has just begun
  • You: but now i've gone and thrown it all away
  • Stranger: Mama ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
  • You: didn't mean to make you cry. if i'm not bak again this time tomorrow
  • Stranger: carry on carry on
  • You: cause nothing really matters
  • Stranger: To late, my time has come
  • You: send shivers down my spine
  • Stranger: Body's aching all the time
  • You: goodbye everybody
  • Stranger: i've got to go
  • You: gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
  • Stranger: Mama, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, (anyway the wind blows[)
  • You: I don't want to die!
  • Stranger: Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
  • You: *guitar solo*
  • Stranger: I see a little silhouetto of a man
  • You: scatamoosh scatamoosh will you do the fandango?
  • Stranger: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
  • You: Galleleio!
  • Stranger: Galleleio!
  • You: Galleleio
  • Stranger: Galleleio
  • You: Galleleio figaro
  • Stranger: MAGNIFICOOOO
  • You: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
  • Stranger: he's just a poor boy from a poor family
  • You: spare him his life from this monstrosity!
  • Stranger: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
  • You: Bezmila no! we will not let you go!
  • Stranger: LET HIM GOOOOOOO
  • You: Never let you go!
  • Stranger: LET HIM GOOOOOOOOO
  • You: Never let you go!
  • Stranger: LET ME GO
  • You: no no no no no no no no!
  • Stranger: OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA
  • You: Mama mia let me go! Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me *epic guitar* So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
  • Stranger: So you think you can love me and live me to die
  • You: oh baby, can't do this to me baby
  • Stranger: Just gotta get out
  • You: just gotta get right out of here
  • Stranger: (guitar solo) nothing really matters
  • You: anyone can see
  • Stranger: nothing really matters
  • You: *piano* nothing really matters...
  • Stranger: TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • You: (any way the wind blows)
  • ~ Robot

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The microwave.

~Robot